My 200.5k and the Stock Market Limbo

It’s time for Stock Market Limbo boys and girls!
All apologies to Chubby Checker and the Limbo Rock – the song below is set to the same beat and pattern (and will probably change as I get more time to work on it and/or get better suggestions).

Every limbo boy and girl
Markets in limbo around the world
Gonna do the limbo stocks
All around the market drops

Market be in limbo, Market drop quick
Market go unda limbo stick
All around the market drops
Should we sell these limbo stocks

Limbo lower now
Limbo lower now
How low can it go?

First you spread your limbo cheeks,
Your ass the market limbo beats.
Market Bailout please spare me,
Can’t retire till I’m ninety-three!

Market be in limbo, Market drop quick
401k go unda limbo stick
All around the market drops
Should I vote John or Barack?

Fall-al-al
Fall-al-al
Fall-al-al

Don’t become a limbo churl
Give that limbo market a whirl
Fed cut rates on the money
That no bank will loan to me.

Market be in limbo, market drop quick
Retirement plan unda limbo stick
All around the market drops
Soon I be living in a box

401ks cut in half
That’s some scary ass math
How low can it go?