By BILLYJACKS
Even Greater Great Commission
Most Christians have heard of the idea of “The Great Commission” and how we are to go out and spread the good word to all others. Well, to help promote our followers in participating in this most important mission I have come up with an even greater Great Commission.
I strongly believe in rewarding members who are active in the church and want to help work with me in making our group grow.
That is why I am enacting a Tithing Matrix!
Since 7 is a holy number, our tithe matrix has 7 levels.
Here is the breakdown:
Level 1 (ground floor)
All church members are now required to pay a 10% tithe.
Level 2
You receive 15% of the tithe paid by any member you directly refer.
Level 3
You receive 12% of the tithe paid by any Level 2 member in your downline.
Level 4
You receive 5% of the tithe paid by any Level 3 member in your downline.
Level 5
You receive 3% of the tithe paid by any Level 4 member in your downline.
Level 6
You receive 3% of the tithe paid by any Level 5 member in your downline.
Level 7
You receive 7% of the tithe paid by any Level 6 member in your downline.
Think of the potential! Our church body will grow to great numbers. Also, you can financially grow with us.
Imagine that you recruit 3 member families to the church and they do the same, so on and so forth all the way to Level 7. For the sake of simplicity, let’s imagine that all these member families have a gross income of 50,000. You would be making nearly $320,000 per year! Of course, that means your tithe would increase. When your tithe (and the folks tithe who are in your downline) increases, you make even more money.
Hallelujah! Thank you Jesus!
Sign up now by emailing me at Recruit @ PassingJudgement.com.
As a bonus to help kick off the program, for the next two weeks I’m going to be offering an extra $100 for each member who you refer that signs up using an automated electronic payment from their bank account.
Praise the Lord!
Here are some more of the rewards relating to the Even Greater Great Commission:
The Top Great Commission Finder of the Year ($$) earns a Pink Cadillac with custom interior and exterior trim.
The Top Great Commission Finder of the Year (people in downline) gets a house keeper from a non-Christian country of origin until the deportation or death of said house keeper.
Any member who has recruited a new member (or member family) with a 6 figure income (or higher – previous years taxes and current pay stubs required as proof) in the previous month is entered into the Commission Creation Raffle. The lucky person who God selects to win that raffle will receive round trip bus fare and tickets for 6 to the new Creation Museum in Kentucky.
Any member who recruits 15 active new member families (single tax filer or household of unlimited size) in a single month will be named a Gold Star Great Commissioner and receives a gold star. The gold star is made of 5 troy ounces of three 9s fine gold.
Any member who recruits 5 active new member families (single tax filer or household of unlimited size) in a single month (excluding Gold Star Great Commissioners) will be named a Silver Star Great Commissioner and receive a silver star. The silver star is made of 5 troy ounces of three 9s fine silver.
As with most Purpose Driven Churches, any members who do not participate (or find success) in the Even Greater Great Commission will be removed from Church rolls and barred from service and, more importantly, Lord Jesus Christ’s gift of eternal salvation.
- Prophet Father Billy Jacks, The Great Commissioner and Most Holy Pulpiteer
Relevant Bible QofD: Acts 8:4 KJV (courtesy of BibleGateway.com)
Therefore they that were scattered abroad went every where preaching the word.
