Betting the Farm on McCain a Victory

Here is a crazy man who is looking for people who are willing to bet against him that McCain will win the Presidency. He says he is willing to bet his home/property. He claims that he knows for a fact that McCain will get the votes needed to pull off the upset.

Warning to any potential bet takers… He doesn’t show much of his “home” is that is up for offer. From what you can see, it looks like he hired a 4th Grade Social Studies teacher to decorate his house. He doesn’t make mention of if his house is on wheels or not.

My favorite quote is “I don’t want my wealth spread around, that’s why I’m putting my house up for bet.” The guy also does a nice job of touching on Obama’s evil Cap and Trade kills Coal Industry ZOMG! without mentioning that Dear John supports cap and trade too. There is more nonsense, but I don’t want to spoil it all for you.

UPDATE: Captain crazy lost his bet. He is now predicting a revolution and blood in the streets.

Fish On Fridays

I was digging through some obscure news and found a rather strange article involving someone who needs some tender loving judgement…

Some 14 year old kid in India had to have a fish removed from his bladder that was 3/4 of an inch long by 3/5 of an inch wide (the fish, not his bladder). The best part of the story is the boy’s explanation of how the fish got there…

“According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.”
[Read the full story]

Man. Wew. Dang. I don’t know how everyone else cleans there aquariums, but I’ve never had anything remotely close to that happen to me. That kid sounds like a real winner.

Speaking of winner, make sure to enter for your chance to win $5 (or some other prize) in next Monday’s Closing Bell Contest.