New Religion and Other Updates
I’ve decided that my current belief system isn’t working out for me and now I need your help. YES. YOU.
I am at this stage in my life I’ve gotten to the point where I keep running into the same question over and over and over again… Because of that, I know it is time for a major change.
Here is where you come into the picture… I have to ask you a very personal question about your faith so I can decide if I should convert. Does your religion have really cool hats? I’ve got this cowlick issue going on with my hair and it never seems to want to lay down right. If I was able to find a really good religion that could help solve (or hide) my embarrassing hair issue, I know I could give myself completely.
Hey, and for those of you whose religion (or lack of) doesn’t involve stylish hats… You can still help. Just point me in the direction of some holy head coverings so I can learn more.
Oh, and btw… If you write an article about certain religious figures or/and link to a magazine that they might be publishing (even though you don’t mention the magazine by name and aren’t linking directly to the publisher or an image), the magazine publisher will visit your website. So will at least one person from an IP owned by a religious figure you mention. Oh and so will some jackassy internet image/brand protection company.
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By kmike , February 5, 2009 @ 8:03 am
become the pope he has lots of great hats and even a person who changes them for him
http://xa5.xanga.com/9c2d8b7024c31155627413/w116531244.jpg
By billyjacks , February 5, 2009 @ 11:29 am
I wish I could kmike, I wish I could. It apparently takes a long time to become Pope. Plus you have to really involved in community groups like the Hitler Youth and things like that, which really aren’t my cup of tea.
He does have some great hats though. Unfortunately, the regular folks don’t get to wear them. They just get trucker hats and douch bag visors that say things like “Flesh of God, it’s what’s for dinner.” or something like that…