Ebay’s Evil Revolving Door

So far I’ve sold and shipped 6 things on ebay since my little announcement last week. I had one little setback of an item that didn’t sell. That’s okay though. It’s been relisted and is hoping for a second chance. Today I’m going to list another wave of items because I didn’t list for a couple of days.

But here is the problem you see… After I do some weeding, I find more room to put things I do want. So now there are empty spots in my house where things like this

Tacky jesus on a shell crucifix, no wonder why the old testament tells people to stay away from crustaceans.

or this

Strange Jesus shrine with a bunch of lovely tacky religious things purposefully glued to it.

What makes these so great you say…

Are they valuable? Probably not. Are they tacky? Probably so. Are they Jesusy? DEFINITELY. And that is why I must have them.

It’s vicious cycle. For now I’ve vowed it off. No buying on ebay. Not until I’m competely finished with my purge. And of course, these items will have found new homes by the time I’m ready to start purchasing. It’s quite sad. But I’ll manage. Luckily for me ebay has a lot of stuff (and I have poor taste).

But wait. You could buy them for me. Wouldn’t that be grand? If you do, I’ll send you a custom prayer. If you get both of them for me, the prayer might even include ritualistic animal sacrafice. If you want to buy them for me, just click the pictures…

Thanks in advance.

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