Car Accident Makes Creepy Bitch Less Creepy
The creepiest bitch in America got less creepy thanks to, of all things, a car accident.
That’s right… God decided to clip the fingernails that she had let grow to almost 3′ long over a 30-year hygiene-free stint. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Anyways, this creepy woman was ejected from a SUV, most likely because she was unable to fasten her seat belt. During the process of being thrown from the vehicle, her fingernails broke. She’s in serious condition, but I’m sure she’ll be able to lead a normal life once she heals up. Well, that is if she doesn’t go back to growing out her nails again.
For more info (and less swearing) check out the original article from FoxNews.
