FEBRUARY 13TH, 2009
By BILLYJACKS
I’ve heard (and love) the Jesus Airplane Ride song but I’ve never heard of Christ ascending to Heaven in a rocket. I’m pretty sure that that would kick ass.
Speaking of Jesus and Rockets and kicking ass, someone on Ebay is selling a fantastic DOMA Astronaut Jesus Print. If you don’t know about DOMA and Astronaut Jesus, read the Bible. Oh yeah, and search online for the toys.
Since I’m stll temporarily swearing off ebay purchases I’d strongly suggest you buy this. If you don’t want it, buy and and then see if the seller will gift wrap it so you can send it to me.
FEBRUARY 12TH, 2009
By BILLYJACKS
The creepiest bitch in America got less creepy thanks to, of all things, a car accident.
That’s right… God decided to clip the fingernails that she had let grow to almost 3′ long over a 30-year hygiene-free stint. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Anyways, this creepy woman was ejected from a SUV, most likely because she was unable to fasten her seat belt. During the process of being thrown from the vehicle, her fingernails broke. She’s in serious condition, but I’m sure she’ll be able to lead a normal life once she heals up. Well, that is if she doesn’t go back to growing out her nails again.
For more info (and less swearing) check out the original article from FoxNews.
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2009
By BILLYJACKS
Not that anyone is overly concerned, but I’ve decided to move the original contents of this post over to it’s own page instead of a post. By doing so, I’ve made it a little easier for people to find the 25 Random Things About Jesus list in a few months when no one cares about this meme anymore…
Oh, and I moved the comments too. Well, comment. Anyways, back to the show.
FEBRUARY 9TH, 2009
By BILLYJACKS
I’ve sort of started Saint Billy’s Home for the Homeless Holy Statuary. If I’m at a thrift shop, the Virgin Mary and her unwanted baby Jesus end up coming to stay at my place. If you know of any homeless idols, point them my way.
They take up space (on display of course) in different areas of the house. In the kitchen above my microwave I have a shelf where I keep all our spices and chunk of my “Plastic Jesus” collection. They aren’t all plastic and they aren’t all Jesus, which is why I Read more »
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2009
By BILLYJACKS
I found this puppy on Flickr and had to post it…
Beginner’s Bible Coloring Book!, originally uploaded by The Searcher.
Seeing this thing makes me totally want to hope in my dinosaur-rot powered automobile and drive on over to the Kentucker Creation unScience Museum.
Oh, and if there really was a coloring book like this I would buy 10 copies. Maybe more. Actually who wants to help me create a Bibically accurate coloring book? I need someone who can draw better than I can color. If that person be you… let me know. Oh, and just to be sure that picture above wasn’t colored by me. The person who created that puppy is about 37 times the artist I am.
