Sweet Jesus! Don’t believe what you read. Birth control methods have a much higher failure rate than advertised. For example, most oral contraceptives claim to have 0.3% failure rate but due to a number of factors the actual rates are 11 in 137.5 encounters resulting in pregnancy.
Those of you who aren’t sure what a .5 instance of a sexual encounter is, email me and I will send you a video.
Muhahaha. Now maybe the Manning for MVP talk can quiet down. Not only was he out performed by a handful of other quarterbacks (the same few guys beat him in nearly every stat category) during the regular season, but he also had mediocre playoff stats in their loss (even worse if you subtract the 72 TD he threw while the Chargers weren’t paying attention at all, he’d have less than 250 yards and NO TDs). Oh, and a couple of those quarterbacks are still in the playoffs.
The Bible warned us of the arrival of this giant foreheaded bastard. Check Revelations.
Now if only the other Manning would lose. Can’t have the Whore of Babylon’s little sister using the limelight of yet another Super Bowl to spread evil now can we?
update: We have been spared for now. Both of the mediocre Manning girls were sent home.
