The Immaculate Conception
Sweet Jesus! Don’t believe what you read. Birth control methods have a much higher failure rate than advertised. For example, most oral contraceptives claim to have 0.3% failure rate but due to a number of factors the actual rates are 11 in 137.5 encounters resulting in pregnancy.

Those of you who aren’t sure what a .5 instance of a sexual encounter is, email me and I will send you a video.