Colts Just Lost the Playoffs

Muhahaha. Now maybe the Manning for MVP talk can quiet down. Not only was he out performed by a handful of other quarterbacks (the same few guys beat him in nearly every stat category) during the regular season, but he also had mediocre playoff stats in their loss (even worse if you subtract the 72 TD he threw while the Chargers weren’t paying attention at all, he’d have less than 250 yards and NO TDs). Oh, and a couple of those quarterbacks are still in the playoffs.

The Bible warned us of the arrival of this giant foreheaded bastard. Check Revelations.

Peyton Manning's really big forehead (that is known as Fivehead City, IN 46248) takes a break from the the 2008 football season, likely so he can make more shitty cell phone commercials.

Now if only the other Manning would lose. Can’t have the Whore of Babylon’s little sister using the limelight of yet another Super Bowl to spread evil now can we?

update: We have been spared for now. Both of the mediocre Manning girls were sent home.

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