The War On New Years
Now that Christmas (and the War on Christmas) is over, it’s time for a new battle.
This time, I’ve got my sights set on New Years. The unAmerican atheists have now started complaining about those of us who who blindly say “Happy New Years” to people without knowing their beliefs, calling us rude and offensive.
They claim that everyone sensible person knows that the Chinese calendar predates the Christian/Gregorian Calendar and that Chinese New Years this year is January 26. Isn’t stealing Christmas enough? I say to hell with them.
If you don’t respect my rights to say “Happy New Years” and you are reading this right now… FUCK YOU. I have the God-given right to wish anyone I want a Happy New Years and shoot off fireworks/firearms in my house and get so drunk I don’t know where I’m sticking it. Kiss my Dec 31/Jan 1 Happy New Years ass.
