Thank You Jesus
for sending one of your loyal servents to help fight the worst sin of all. The 7th commandment is unfortunately the most often ignored…
Thou shall not talk, clap and/or otherwise be obnoxious at a movie theater.
The answer to my prayers came in the form of James Joseph Cialella of Philly. He was trying to watch a little bit o The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas Day. Some guy and his kids couldn’t shut up during the movie even after being asked to do so.
Because most theater talkers are 50% mouth and 50% asshole, they never shut up. No matter how nicely you ask…
The frustrated Jimmy Pop remembered that he was blessed with the gift of a .380 and he used it will convince them to quiet down. After the noisy (and wounded) father left the theater (along with some other flighty movie goers), Jimmy was able to continue watching the movie.
Well, at least until police showed up to take him and his gun downtown.
Anyone interested in helping me start a legal defense fund for the good Mr. Cialella should email me at
STFU-Iamtryingtowatchamovie[AT]passingjudgement.com.
