Angry Cutie Rants About Playboy Virgin Mary
CNN interviewed a crazy person about the whole Jesus’s MILF on a Playboy mag that was released in Mexico earlier this month.
The guy’s name was Father Cutie. This guy’s name isn’t the only ridiculous thing abou him…
He told the interviewer that:
Listen, there’s no doubt that she’s a beautiful woman. But a stained-glass window and the veil that looks like that, certainly there’s a reference to Mary. Whoever tells you there isn’t is simply being hypocritical or not very honest.
Umm, I’ve never seen a photo of the Virgin Mary so I may not be an expert on this but I think that the good Father Cutie is being hypocritical and dishonest.
As for his dishonest, I’m pretty sure he knows that Virgin Mary has never posed in front of a stained glass window. At best, he could claim the woman in the photo is in reference to a nun.
Plus he should also know that the Virgin Mary was never inside of a church. The closest she got was the door of the Tabernacle when she dropped off her sin-offering for giving birth to Jesus. So again, how could a half nude woman in a church with stained glass windows be a reference to the Virgin Mary?
Maybe if she was standing outside of the church and holding a pigeon of a turtledove I’d say he was on to something, but as it stands I think he is just making shit up.
Oh, and as for Cutie being hypocritical (and others who were offended)… If you look at a Playboy (or another mag or a video or a in the flesh person or an animal or your washing machine while on spin cycle I guess) and think sexual thoughts, you are committing a sin and you should have plucked out your eyes so they could cause you to sin no more. I watched the video of the interview and this guy totally had eyes in his head.
I can’t really trust what Father Cutie says though because he is a clergyman talk show host, which makes him a prostitute scandal and a wife with bad eye make-up (and a worse 80s hair-do) away from being a televangelist.
