ZOMG! I Voted!
It was amazing. Explosions! Voting is awesome. No matter who wins the election, I’m the real winner. Tingling in my pants! Victory for the American people because I got to voice my opinion on which candidate a bunch of power hungry wealthy people groomed and stood in front of tv cameras. Confetti falling from the sky! I win twice if the people I voted for get elected because then they are my friend and I know they will support me and the others who voted them in office. More big firework explosions! This is a great day for our country. Flags waving!
Thanks to all the tards who stood in line for an hour or six to early vote, the entire process took me about 15 minutes this morning. I had one big issue while voting though. Bad enough that I asked for info on how to file a complaint because I was disenfranchised. I did not get an “I Voted” sticker. That’s such a crock because I heard that if you wear your “I Voted” sticker into Starbucks you get a free coffee, an HJ, and a cookie. Do you know how much that stuff costs at Starbucks? Now I’ll have to pay cash instead of getting the freebies. Thanks for nothing Board of Elections.
Now if it was only 6:00pm so I could get drunk in a public place. Stupid backwards laws from the 1800s…
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By B , November 4, 2008 @ 10:14 am
If they offered free stuff like this for every election, maybe the world would be a better or different place!
By billyjacks , November 4, 2008 @ 12:09 pm
B, I totally agree. I’m not really a coffee drinker, but who doesn’t love Starbucks HJs. And their cookies… Don’t get me started. The only bad thing about those cookies is they are so rich you pretty much have to drink something with them.