45 Days Until Christmas
You know what that means:
Shopping, peace on earth good will to men, shopping, little baby Jesus, shopping, hark the herald angels sing, shopping, fruit cakes from your Aunt Ruth, more credit card debt, and of course my favorite… Christian monks fist fighting on supposed site of Jesus’s crucifiction, burial and resurrection.
Watch for the guy in red. He is out of control. Full on dive into the police at 10 seconds. Sucker punches another clergy member in the face at second 16. Nice. I’m pretty sure with all the ripped robes the local Jo-Ann Fabric is making out like a bandit.
If church was like this I’m pretty sure I’d wake up a little bit earlier on Sundays. It reminds me of this lovely painting I saw on ebay of Jesus puking in an alley because he is offended by the sight of a mob of children attacking a homeless person. If you are wondering what to get me for Christmas, search no more…
God Bless Ebay and all the kookie artsy people who post $750 paintings of Jesus vomiting.
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By Kingpin , November 11, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Did you see the Obama Nano scale!
http://www.nanobama.com/
Maybe this guy will be up for doing a nanomessiah w/ vomit?
By billyjacks , November 11, 2008 @ 4:21 pm
Shouldn’t those nano dudes be using their fantastic electron microscopes and scientific stuff to do like scientific stuff like cloning dinosaurs using fetal stem cells or something?
I’ve not seen any pictures out there of Obama vomiting. Just like Representative Steve Cohen, I see the connection.
By Kingpin , November 12, 2008 @ 11:37 am
wow.. Steve’s hair was almost like a halo.. maybe he can collect the vomit..