My 200.5k and the Stock Market Limbo
It’s time for Stock Market Limbo boys and girls!
All apologies to Chubby Checker and the Limbo Rock – the song below is set to the same beat and pattern (and will probably change as I get more time to work on it and/or get better suggestions).
Every limbo boy and girl
Markets in limbo around the world
Gonna do the limbo stocks
All around the market dropsMarket be in limbo, Market drop quick
Market go unda limbo stick
All around the market drops
Should we sell these limbo stocksLimbo lower now
Limbo lower now
How low can it go?First you spread your limbo cheeks,
Your ass the market limbo beats.
Market Bailout please spare me,
Can’t retire till I’m ninety-three!Market be in limbo, Market drop quick
401k go unda limbo stick
All around the market drops
Should I vote John or Barack?Fall-al-al
Fall-al-al
Fall-al-alDon’t become a limbo churl
Give that limbo market a whirl
Fed cut rates on the money
That no bank will loan to me.Market be in limbo, market drop quick
Retirement plan unda limbo stick
All around the market drops
Soon I be living in a box401ks cut in half
That’s some scary ass math
How low can it go?
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By Rahulmg , October 8, 2008 @ 10:26 am
Great Posts!! and Good Blogging!!
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By billyjacks , October 8, 2008 @ 10:39 am
Thanks rahulmg!!
Unfortunately I had to remove a few links from your comment because it looked awfully spammy.
By Jason , October 8, 2008 @ 11:04 am
I bet you could get Chubby Checker to record that for somewhere in the low 3 figures.
By billyjacks , October 8, 2008 @ 11:18 am
I called his agent and it looks like he’s all booked up doing bah mitzvah’s and high school reunions for the next 6 weeks.
If the stock market is still tanking then I’ll see if I can book him. I should be fine on that.
By Kingpin , October 8, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
Naw.. you just need to Flash it up with some limbo sticks and politicians.. JibJab might just hire you then!