FoxNews, PMS, and Headlines
FoxNews.com is my favorite “news” source. There is no news, just Op Ed. FoxNews is the best because they use the dumbest headlines ever. Unfortunately they don’t sell stupid shirts like CNN does.
Yesterday I was greeted with the delicious headline of “Doctors Baffled as Girl Spontaneously Bleeds Without Being Cut, Scratched” article…
Umm, duh. They all do that. Don’t worry though, it will all clear up in about 35 years or so.
It makes me wonder where those doctors are from? That and if they all were out sick on that day in the 5th grade when they split up the boys and girls to make them watch those great videos called “How My Junk Works.” In their defense, I guess this girl bleeds a little different than most others.
This reminds me of two of my favorite Ghandi quotes (which may nor may not be Ghandi quotes but they are attributed to him on many a website)…
“I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.”
and
“Don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
