CNN’s extremely stupid Headline Shirts have been out for a while. Are we the public such news junkies that we would buy a shirt that tells the world that I read an article on such and such day at CNN?
Who would pay $19.99 for something like that? Well, who other than closeted CNN fans like Bill O’Reilly? Man that guy is a nut case.
Anyways, the intention of this post is to serve as an open letter to our dear friends at CNN. Let me make it look all letterish so it makes a little sense:
Dear CNN,
How many morons actually bought one or more shirts from your stupid headline shirts nonsense? Please do tell because I’m filling a bathtub full of water and I need to know how big of a hole to dig in my back yard to bury all the water logged bodies.
Thanks,
Billy Jacks
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